Katie Burke's term for employees who show up in every Slack drama and feedback thread. The danger isn't just that they waste their own time — they recruit others into caring about things that don't matter. They indoctrinate. Burke identified a leading indicator at HubSpot: new hires who send 18 complaints on Thursday of their first week will last three to six months. Compare with someone who writes, "My trainer was incredible, here are three things to keep in mind" — same feedback, completely different orientation.